The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill all the Bean Counters

"Business is about people, not just numbers."management team put into placerun by bean counters.
- Bryce's LawAfter studying sales figures, management founda
INTRODUCTIONsalesman who wasn't making his quota and,
Nope, its not the lawyers; its the "bean counters" thatconsequently, instructed myfriend to terminate his
are ruining business. Let megive you an example, Iemployment. My friend knew the salesman inquestion
know of a large machine-tool operation in theand realized he was experiencing some personal
Midwestwho used to be heralded for producing qualityproblems. Afterconsiderable discussion with corporate
products. To this end, the companyestablished anmanagement, he convinced themto let him (the Sales
in-house school who taught their machinists how toManager) work with the salesman a while longerto
buildproducts, not just any old way, the company'ssee if he could help him. He pointed out to
way. The school was led by thesenior craftsmen ofmanagement, the alternativewas to start the laborious
the business who took pride in their workmanship andand costly process of recruiting and teachinga
passedthis on to the new employees. When anreplacement. Management acquiesced and granted
employee graduated from the school, amachinest notthe salesman astay of execution. Over the next few
only knew his job, but took pride in his work andweeks, the Sales Manager was ableto work with the
became loyal to thecompany due to its reputation.salesman, helped him overcome his personal
Even if an employee dropped out and wentelsewhere,problemsand rebuilt his confidence. Since then, the
he would always recommend his former company'ssalesman has gotten back ontrack and has been
productsbecause he knew they were built with quality.exceeding quota ever since.
This school went on for a number ofyears andBean counters do not understand or appreciate the
became a part of the corporate culture. However, intrue business of acompany. They make knee-jerk
the 1980's the companyhired a team of MBA's to lookreactions based strictly on numbers, noton human
over their operations and make recommendationsforintuition or social interaction. It is no small wonder the
improvement. You must remember, this was a timecorporateworld has become dehumanizing. I know of a
when cost cutting was thenorm. After looking over themedium sized semiconductorbusiness in the Southeast
financial statements of the business, thewho also experienced a similar phenomenon.
managementconsultants concluded the schoolThecompany was founded by a man with little formal
represented a costly overhead andconvinced theeducation, but a lot of "streetsmarts." He took a
company to close it down.hands-on approach to the startup of the company
Shortly after the school's closure, the company startedwhichgrew in leaps and bounds. As the company
to experience a dropin morale, absenteeism andsettled into maturity, the founderbegan to slow down
tardiness began to rise, and craftsmanshipbegan toand brought in a new management team to take over
deteriorate. Product quality dropped significantly andthereins. His new management team had some pretty
the companybegan to lose customers, so much so,slick business schoolcredentials but, inevitably, they
they eventually sold off theirmachine-tool operationswere nothing more than bean counters. Undertheir
and went into a totally new line of business. Keepinwatch, corporate growth was arrested and the
mind, prior to this the company was a leader in thecompany's stockdiminished radically. Today, a
machine-tool industryand generated substantial profitscompany that was at one time a robustand thriving
from it.business with loyal customers and dedicated
Obviously this story isn't unique as we have witnessedemployees isa mere shadow of its old self.
several such changesin the corporate landscape duringConducting business is more about our interpersonal
the 1980's and 1990's. The point is,the bean countersrelations with customers, vendors and employees, than
have taken charge of business which hasit is about watching dials and gauges. As the famed
triggeredsweeping changes in how we deal with ourW. Edwards Deming once said:
customers, our vendors, andour employees."Profit in business comes from repeat customers,
LOSING THE PERSONAL TOUCHcustomers that boastabout your project or service,
Under the bean counter approach to business,and that bring friends with them."
numbers are all thatmatter. Of course, paying attentionKeep in mind, Deming understood the need for
to the bottom-line is alwaysimportant, but this shouldstatistical analysis andwatching the bottom-line, but he
not result in a callous way of operatinga business. Toalso realized they were nothing morethan the dials and
me, studying the numbers is analogous to watchinggauges of the business.
thedials and gauges of a machine. It is like watching theCONCLUSION
speedometerof an automobile. But if I observe anUnder the bean counter approach we have lost the
emergency vehicle approaching orsee a drunk driverpersonal touch forconducting business. Companies
nearby, I am going to ignore the gauge and do whathave become cold and calculating,certainly not the
isproper. I am going to make a human decision and dotypes of businesses we want to work for or with.
what is best formy passengers and myself, as well asAlwaysremember that bean counters believe
the other surrounding vehicles. Ifconducting business is simplymanipulating numbers, not
I only did what the dials and gauges told me, I wouldin building products or servicing customers. Yet,for
probably harmothers.some unfathomable reason, we have put them on a
The bean counter approach to business represents apedestal and expectthem to competently guide our
very mechanicalway of operating. Let me give you ancompanies. But the only thing I see themguiding is our
illustration. I have a friend herein Florida who is the stateforeign competitors who take over our market share.
sales manager for a home health businessTo paraphrase William Shakespeare, "The first thing
(a lucrative business for a retirement state like Florida).we do, let'skill all the bean counters.
The companywas recently purchased and a new