When Email Marketing Goes Horribly Wrong

There's an old Far Side cartoon that I love. It shows anfirst place? Where was she???? She never said, "I'm
open refrigerator with a cartoon container of potatosorry for the trouble" or "We had a glitch." No. People
salad, complete with arms and legs, holding a pistol towere screaming, people were angry, people thought
bottle of ketchup. The caption reads: "When potatothey were getting spammed.
salad goes bad."I know why I was on her list. I downloaded a free E
That image came to mind yesterday as the whiff andBook once. And since then, she's sent me email after
stink of bad marketing floated through the ether andemail, like clockwork. Some are pitches for her books.
wafted into my open Outlook in box. I subscribe toSome are newsletters. I'm betting that lots of people
probably 20-50 newsletters, email marketingwho were claiming they were spammed just couldn't
messages, and other files in a variety of fields. I like toremember signing up for her E Book.
see what others are doing to use email for directBut gosh, she needs crisis management training and
marketing.procedures...fast.
One came through around noon. It wasn't veryBecause she lost many, many readers and potential
interesting so I moved on to other things. Then the littlecustomers yesterday due to some unfortunate glitch.
"ping" noise that signals messages started goingKey takeaways for entrepreneurs and marketers:
off...then again....and suddenly my in box was- If you're scheduling emails, make sure you'll be near
FLOODED.the computer when they hit your customers in boxes.
We were held hostage as surely as if someone heldYou want to be available for any problem-solving
us at gunpoint. Like potato salad gone bad and holdingshould the need arise.
a pistol to the ketchup bottle, I guess.- If you have a system administrator, make sure he's
Someone hit "reply all" to the email.awake, fully caffeinated, and has a procedure list if
And that's when good marketing went B-A-D.something blows up. At the least - make sure he
Suddenly, everyone and his brother on this contact fileknows to alert you asap.
started hitting reply. I don't know if they were hitting- SAY YOU ARE SORRY. Yes. Apologies never go
Reply All or just Reply and something was wonky inout of style. Even if it's not your fault (perhaps the list
the contact management system. I'd never seen thismanagement company went cukoo on you), say
particular contact management system used beforeyou're sorry anyway. Lots of people in this world are
nor am I familiar with it, so I can't even speculate as tokind and will give you a second chance. But you've got
what was happening.to say sorry and then work on regaining their trust.
All I know is that the woman sending out that email got- NEVER use "BCC" in Outlook to send a newsletter
hammered.or mass marketing email. Many people cheap out and
"Get me off your list NOW."try to use Outlook for this. If you are sending massive
"Why am I getting this? I didn't sign up for this."email newsletters or marketing messages to more
"STOP hitting REPLY ALL or I am going to report youthan a handful of people, don't use the BCC function. If
to Ad Age" (that was my favorite angry note)one person hits REPLY ALL everyone will get the
"Just get me out of here."message.
I counted at least 48 of these messages before IAnd that brings me to my last point: REPLY ALL. The
myself got fed up by the response from her sitebane of many a corporate email in box. Don't you just
administrator. Whoever her administrator was needswant to whack those folks who hit "Reply All" to say....
some sensitivity training. He kept sending an email out- Thanks
with "how to unsubscribe" instructions. Gee whiz, ya- Okay
think you could have at least apologized to us?- Got it - will do
Mentioned there was something weird going on?- Yes
And how about the marketing expert who owned theAnd other scintillating messages?
list, whose name attracted me to her newsletter in the